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American Pork Council Emergency Travel Kit
Back to College Materials List for a Bachelors degree in Comic Arts
Art Critics should not have kids.
Chrysler Fiat Grande New Yorker 500
Backyard Water Park
Incarcerated Polygamist's Conjugal Visit Trailer
Pop-a-wheelie training wheels
GardenAid® Stand Rototiller for Container Gardeners
Pilates car seat to fight childhood obesity
Swiss Army Neo-Hobo Bindle
TrekAltar® for the Christian Backpacker
Pharmaceutables® Medication Lunches for Seniors
Countdown to Christmas
Fans of the National Western Stock Show
Co-Worker Confidential Workplace Tabloid
Miss Rodeo Colorado
Crematorpedoes Funeral Fireworks
Crocs spin-off products: Crocs Jock
Cruise Ships Retrofitted for Mystery-Virus Vacations
Rodeo Queens of the National Western Stock Show
Bed, Bath and Be Useless
The store for Guest rooms and other ornamental housewares
Kayak Safety Seat
Contestants of the National Western Stock Show
Baby Shirts Double As Festive Headgear
Uno Theme Deck: Tommy Wiseau's The Room
With slightly different directions and a "Don't worry about it" special card.
The Food Bank for Destitute Realtors
Affordable-Fashion Boutique for the Trend-Savvy Senior
Girls' Night Out: High-Stakes Scrapbooking
"Pecious Homos" Collectable Figurines
Home School Prom
Jobs Available at the Pirate Fair
Commemorative Stamps for Gen X & Millenial Collectors
Tramp Stamp Forever First-Class Tattoo Design
Bookscaping the Garden with Old Books
Lexicon of the Bush Legacy: G.M. Gypsies
Lexicon of the Bush Legacy: Mortgagements
Piñon Canyon in Southern Colorado
America's Only Military Maneuvers Vacation Resort for sharp-shooting families.
Our Lady of the Blender
Rainbow Reality Restroom Ride
Classic carnival rides redesigned for contemporary kids.
Patron Saint of Gift Shops and Hotels
Father's Dat Card for a Stay-at-home Dad
Rock-Climbers Dream House
How to Win and Hold a Student
A Middle and High School teacher's guide to love.
Classic carnival ride for contemporary kids.
Runaway Prius Ramp
Guide to good graces.
Tomb of the Unknown Father
Tract House with Robotic Arm
New Use For an Old Westinghouse:
Pet westing, welaxation and wecweation house.
Why I Gave Up the Guitar
The winter replacement for the summer window-unit air-conditioner.
Your Parents Before You Were Born
Police Impersonator foiled by Female Impersonators
Good Life Coach, Bad Life Coach
Meat Krispies: Low-Carb, Gluten-Free Cereal
Stomach Staples: The Big Store for Tiny Appetites
Urban Outsourcers: Personal Obligation Surrogates
New Franchise Opportunity: I.D. Crafters
A new identity – in about an hour.®
New Franchise Opportunity: The Gay Divorcé
Same-sex separation specialist – specializing in pet and Fiesta Ware custody issues.
Broken-Down Van as a Garden Shed
Drinking Light® Vodka Cocktail Spray
The easy-to-use alcohol alternative for a low-calorie drinking binge.
Cukinary Heart Therapy
Made easy with the Fresh-Aspirin Mill.
Arcade-style border patrol game.
Wildlife Pet Breeds: Miniature Giraffe
Post-Election Sympathy Card for Losing Candidate
Green Tomato Falsies
Baby Name Suggestions
Car Surfing Safety Net
At Apothacary Queen®: We Treatment You Right
The unholy marriage of Fast Food and Pharmaceuticals...
Starbongs Coughee Shop
Besides the Music: Band Tasks
Bass Player: Economic Support of band by holding a salaried job.
Drummer: Band van repair and beer runner.
Lead Singer/Guitar: Making Fliers and cleanup of the practice space.
Keyboards: T-shirts sales and mediating band disputes.
"Mosaic" Multi-screen TV Service
Let's the whole family watch television together, again!
Christian Space Probe
Searches for Heaven, not for Science.
Disast "R" Us. The Catastrophe-Supply Superstore.
Ziploc® Body Bags for home, work and farm.
Recommended Appoinments to the U.S. Supreme Court
Chief Justice Judy, Justice Larry Joe, Justice Mathias and Justice Marilyn Milian.
SUper-Successful Treatment Programs for addictions:
Methadone and Methanol.
Glamour Mug Shots
Pabst's Brunch Beverages
Pabst Blue Ribbon Mixed with Tropicana Orange Juice is called a Trailer Park Mimosa. Pabst Blue Ribbon mixed with Mountain Dew is called a Trailer Park Piña Colada.
Trophy Picket Fence
Worst Wedding Ideas
Large Hospitality Corporations fund research to create robots to replace migrant housekeepers.
Anti-Immigrant Nation: Unwelcome Center
Courtesy phone connects immigrants to transportation and accommodation options.
After all the oceans are overfished.
College Mascot gear for Muslim Students.
Dashboard Cake Holder
Double Tandem Sport Utility Bike
Pharmers' Market Drug Co-op
Bulk Medication Bins
The Stick-on Soap Dish...
...Makes a nice Commuter Dipping Tray.
The only food you want to carry around your waist.
D.O.T. meets the U.S.D.A.
Fast Food Area - Watch for Side Dishes
Topiary Bijou Tree
Poodle-cut junipers deserve decorative bows
Espalier Lawn Furniture
Discover Tree Sculpting
Meet the neighbors, Great exercise, Adds to property values, Fun!
Teeth-healing Soda with Fluoride and calcium.
Grocery Basket Baby Seat
For parents who live life in the fast lane.
Daycare Center Vending Machines
The early onset puberty doll.
The Natural History of Shopping
Early Hominids pursue the Grocerystorasurus.
The Joy of Cable Envy
Spaghetti and Fudgeballs
From the Chocolate Lovers' Cookbook.
This Old Space Station
With Astronauts Norm and Steve.
The Talent Pool